DISCLAIMERS: The characters of The Magnificent Seven belong to CBS, MGM, Trilogy Entertainment Group, and The Mirisch Corp. Original characters belong to me. The other characters, whom I sure you'll recognize, belong to their original creators. No infringement intended.

NOTES: Thanks to Mog for the ATF universe. This drabble was written for the M7M for 6/30/03: Party Planning.

"You gotta be kiddin' me!" Blue eyes grew wide in disbelief

"No, look, there are." A finger pointed at the small printed words.

"What kinda idiot needs instructions?"

"Maybe there was a horrible accident and they got sued." A shrug accompanied the reply.

"Why the hell would anyone sue?"

JD threw up one hand in confusion. "I dunno. Coulda slipped. Maybe got some in their eye." He paused as he thought of another reason. "Maybe it got in their glass."

Long curls moved lazily as a head slowly shook. Vin just couldn't believe there were actually instructions for throwing confetti.

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